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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

~Zach Galifianakis

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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.

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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

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Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

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Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...?

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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood - sometimes I get superbummed.

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I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: October 1st, 1969

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