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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

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I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.

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That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.

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My forte is awkwardness.

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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: October 1st, 1969

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