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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.

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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.

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I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

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I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.

~Zach Galifianakis

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There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: October 1st, 1969

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