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Over the years, I learned that in my career, unlike in life, sometimes my wheelchair is its own automatic door opener. I was able to win the OWN competition by applying one simple principle: be funny, and admit you suck before anyone else can call you out on it. In other words, make the narrative of your failure a comedy.

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The Internet is crazy, and I love it!

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New Yorkers - the people are so honest. If you're sucking on stage, they'll let you know.

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This country is pretty amazing.

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Most people are really dedicated to doing good things.

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My stance has always been that my issue compared to everything else going on in the world is really, really small. Once you realize that, you can get a lot more out of being a part of the solution.

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Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.

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I've been a comedian, hosted travel shows, explored world religions, started improv troupes, given keynote speeches at conferences around the country, and had a milk shake named after me called the Handicappuccino.

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There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been making the best of it ever since.

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I use an electric wheelchair because I have no sense of balance, and muscle spasticity has arched my spine like a cat's, while my legs are really just for show.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 17th, 1984

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