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My parents instilled in me a sense of self that I was more than just a diagnosis or a condition.

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I'd wanted to be famous for as long as I could remember.

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Over the years, I've learned that a sense of humor is the only skill that allows you to turn sucking at life into a career.

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Religion is such an important part of so many people's lives, and I don't understand it at all.

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I'd love to be 'People Magazine''s Sexiest Man Alive, but I think that that's a ways off. I have to stop wearing sweat pants, and then we'll work on that.

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My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things.

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For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always work with what you got.

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I was basically the person at Disney World that was in charge of clearing the park when it was closed... I was the guy... telling them to 'get the hell out and have a magical day.'

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When I was five years old, I auditioned for the role of 'Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.'

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The only two characters I can play convincingly are myself and a dumber and sweeter version of myself.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 17th, 1984

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