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I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

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Biography

Nationality: Russian

Type: Comedian

Born: January 24th, 1951

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