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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

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I fed my ego, but not my soul.

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.

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Biography

Nationality: Russian

Type: Comedian

Born: January 24th, 1951

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