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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

~Woody Allen

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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Director

Born: December 1st, 1935

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