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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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Marriage is the death of hope.

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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Director

Born: December 1st, 1935

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