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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

~Woody Allen

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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Director

Born: December 1st, 1935

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