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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Director

Born: December 1st, 1935

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