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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

~Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Director

Born: December 1st, 1935

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