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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.

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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

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Men don't hear women.

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I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 7th, 1964

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