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I loved Australia. I was very successful there.

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I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

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I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

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I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

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I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

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Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

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Anyone who bombs is my friend.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 26th, 1964

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