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I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

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I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.

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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

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I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage.

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I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.

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I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.

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I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

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I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.

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I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.

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I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 26th, 1964

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