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I have a thing for tools.

~Tim Allen

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I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

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I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

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I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

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I do a lot of family shows.

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In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

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Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 13th, 1953

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