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I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

~Tim Allen

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

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I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

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In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 13th, 1953

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