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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

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The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

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When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

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I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 13th, 1953

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