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I first thought maybe I'd do a banjo presentation record, where I'd play a couple of songs and get a bunch of other players to do the rest. Then I realized I had enough of my own songs to do an album of them.

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I have thought about some kind of musical involving my music. That would be kind of interesting. I have thought of it in that way, as a creator of something, not so much a performer. So that's in my head.

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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

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The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

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I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had a list of all my films right now, I'd go, 'Okay, I'll cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out.' Really. But I've made over 40 films. How can I not have some losers in there?

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The bluegrass community... can be very strict. I didn't know if I'd be welcomed into the bluegrass community or not, but I think they judge you very fairly... I felt really welcome.

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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 14th, 1945

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