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I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

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I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

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People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

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When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.

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Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.

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In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

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We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well.

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Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

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Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer.

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In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way.

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Biography

Nationality: Canadian

Type: Comedian

Born: June 12th, 1959

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