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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

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Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

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I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.

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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

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I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.

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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 2nd, 1970

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