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I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.

~Samantha Bee

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I am a cookbook fanatic.

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I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

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It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

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I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

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If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.

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My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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