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I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

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The best part about poker is there's no down side.

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I learn something in the interviews from time to time.

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There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.

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Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

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I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

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I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

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You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

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I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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