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I'm attracted to heartbreakers.

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So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

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My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

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I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

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Everything can be satirized.

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What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?

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I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

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I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 8th, 1953

Died: April 10th, 1992

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