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I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.

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So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They're drawn to it as a career move.

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It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

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I have lived a carnal life.

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I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.

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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

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Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

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Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 8th, 1953

Died: April 10th, 1992

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