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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

~Sam Kinison

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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

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Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere... Maybe, maybe an assassin type.

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I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

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In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

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Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

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Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

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It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

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You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 8th, 1953

Died: April 10th, 1992

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