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College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

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You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

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Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.

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Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

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Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.

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Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

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I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

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I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.

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I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.

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I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 19th, 1953

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