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I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.

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I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.

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If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything.

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I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.

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I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.

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I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 19th, 1942

Died: May 17th, 2012

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