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I was always interested in comedy, like when I was 5 years old. I watched 'I Love Lucy' and 'Benny Hill.' I would always joke around with my sister. My mom was into comedy, too. She would go to the video store and get a couple of movies and some stand-up comedians' tapes.

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My mom could afford to put us in a Catholic school for grades one through seven, but not after that.

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My comedy is kind of a counteraction to some of the comedy I don't like. Or things I don't like.

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I look forward to going to Chicago because it's where I grew up, and the food there is so munch. Especially during the winter, I get deep dish pizza or Italian beef, and it warms me up. It's something I don't normally get, especially here in L.A. where you're always trying to be healthy.

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My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake.

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If I'm super scared or sick, I'll still suck my thumb.

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Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.

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In any great art, you create a world, and you invite people into that world, and hopefully, it's fleshed out enough and you've explained it well enough.

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I think my comedy is about finding the good in bad situations - finding the joy. Why be angry? It doesn't help anything.

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I've worked as grocery store cashier; I've worked at a bank call center and as a Lady Liberty for Liberty Tax Service dancing around with the sign for a while.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 12th, 1983

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