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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 22nd, 1921

Died: October 5th, 2004

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