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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 22nd, 1921

Died: October 5th, 2004

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