KeenBrain
KeenBrain
KeenBrain

Phyllis Diller Quotes


Share this page on

Quotes by Phyllis Diller

Showing 41-43 of 43 Quotes by Phyllis Diller

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

~Phyllis Diller

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.

~Phyllis Diller

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.

~Phyllis Diller

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 17th, 1917

Died: August 20th, 2012

Links

Find Phyllis Diller on Amazon

Related Authors

George Carlin
Rodney Dangerfield
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Groucho Marx
P. J. O'Rourke
Robin Williams
Steven Wright

Popular Authors

Thich Nhat Hanh Jimi Hendrix H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Jenn Proske Henry Rollins Eckhart Tolle Denzel Washington Virginia Woolf

Change your beliefs...change your life.

Get a related quote or insight every day.

(it's 100% free)

Follow Us On

Today's Birthdays

1930 - Dolores Huerta

1755 - Samuel Hahnemann

1778 - William Hazlitt

1827 - Lew Wallace

1829 - William Booth

1835 - Henry Villard

1847 - Joseph Pulitzer

1867 - George William Russell

1882 - Frances Perkins

1887 - Bernardo Houssay

Birthdays on April 10th
All Birthdays

Popular Topics

Alone Attitude Birthday Change Home Intelligence Morning Success