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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

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You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

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My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 17th, 1917

Died: August 20th, 2012

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