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Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird, like, 'Well, we've got to show the world that we're strong.' No we don't. And by the way, that has nothing to do with you. Why are you equating yourself with that... you know what I mean?

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I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emotion and no fact. That's always sad.

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I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.

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If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

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I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.

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It wasn't until I went to college and met different people from different areas of life - and then went to San Francisco and met people who really knew who the hell they were - that I kind of caught up in a hurry.

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There is a part of my generation that is not on social media because they have happy lives and they're not trying to connect with anybody. And there are other people who are on social media because they need to connect.

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I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 27th, 1969

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