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Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.

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Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more.

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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

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It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

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George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form.

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I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

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I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 27th, 1969

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