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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while.

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So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

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Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room. You've just got to be in the moment and go with it.

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I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown. I don't think I would have been a very pleasant person.

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I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

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I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

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Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.

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A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who am I fooling? You win! I'm just gonna openly like what I like.' Geeks tend to be a little happier with themselves.

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We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

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Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world works. You can't set a story in the world you live in because you don't know what a utility bill is, or how to budget your paycheck.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 27th, 1969

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