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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.

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As murderous industrial magnates go, Alfred Nobel is right up there with Ray Kroc, franchiser of McDonald's.

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We all know the types who listen to Pete Seeger songs; even Pete admits they aren't interesting.

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Nancy Pelosi says the angry opposition to health care reform is like the angry opposition to gay rights that led to Harvey Milk being shot.

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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.

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I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.

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I'm not a tech-savvy parent. I communicate with my children via the old-media format called yelling.

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Mistreatment of al Qaeda members and their friends and hangers-on is something I number among my moral concerns. But it's number 1,000,000,001.

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I don't mind America becoming a Third World country. The weather is better in the Third World than it is where I live in New Hampshire. And household help will be much cheaper.

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America's grossly unfair tax system won't lead to class war. Or, if it does, the war will be brief.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 14th, 1947

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