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Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

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To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

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Flowers are happy things.

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Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when!'

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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Writer

Born: October 15th, 1881

Died: February 14th, 1975

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