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Hearing aids didn't cause any problem with my social life, my career, no problem at all, and I've been wearing them for a long time. As a matter of fact, once I became an entertainer and started working on television, I was probably the first performer to talk about hearing problems on the air.

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I don't do the same show twice. I've never done a show word for word.

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It was a melting pot in Las Vegas. You got every age level, every ethnic background, every social aura - it was an absolute Americana audience... people who were there to celebrate occasions; people who were there to gamble; people who were there because they were awed by the whole Vegas operation. Tourists.

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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any.

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A handicap is only if you let it be a handicap.

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A young comic, if he's any good, can easily get on 'Carson' or 'Griffin' or 'Dinah Shore,' because they want to say the same thing, that they discovered the new talent.

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I don't ever remember overcoming adversities.

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I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

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Every city you go to has television and radio talk shows that are dying to give young comics a showcase. They all want to be able to say that so-and-so started here, got his first break on this show.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 15th, 1927

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