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Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way.

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I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back.

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I knew what I wanted to do, so I was constantly working on material once I got to KU.

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A college degree was very important for them; it wasn't for me. So I picked English because I'm fluent. I thought it would be the easiest to do.

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College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator.

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I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find a perspective that no one has hit on.

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The first place I ever performed was at CU Boulder. I went there my freshman year and discovered stand-up after my friends talked me into signing up for a showcase on campus.

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I love what I do, but living in one place for an entire year and not being on the road constantly was glorious. The road lifestyle is not ideal for a woman who's about to be thirty.

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I don't feel the same pressure to be perfect up there that I did in the beginning.

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I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 1st, 1984

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