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My life needs editing.

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Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

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When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

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Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

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I'm a radical, and I always have been.

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I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

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People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

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Biography

Nationality: Canadian

Type: Comedian

Born: May 11th, 1927

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