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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.

~Mike Epps

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She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.

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I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to.

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I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

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I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.

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I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

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I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

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I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

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I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

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I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 18th, 1970

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