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I got a third-degree ankle sprain practicing long jump. I never fully recovered. That was my first heartbreak. I thought track was going to be something that was going to happen in my life. It never went in the direction I wanted it to, no matter how hard I tried.

~Michelle Wolf

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Comedy, in my opinion, is best when it's in the gray, and you're kind of pushing people's thoughts that they sort of had but never vocalized. And I think a joke is not good if someone says something, and immediately people are clapping because they're like, 'Yes! That is how I feel as well!'

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Very early on, I met this one comic who said if you're not doing stand-up every night, you're not doing it. And so I just kind of believed that and worked off that.

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I don't want to alienate anybody. If you're making a joke about men and men are laughing at it, it's a good joke.

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You don't get to choose your voice! I was never like, 'Oh, I'll take the voice that causes dogs to gather outside.'

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 21st, 1985

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