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It's important for people to, instead of automatically assuming everything the opposite side says is incorrect, you have to at least listen and see why someone might feel a certain way.

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I don't want to be in a relationship for the same reason I don't want a kid: I don't want anything in my life to be more important than me.

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The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles.

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I think Trump is terrible for comedy. A lot of people say he is great. He's not. You can't joke a joke.

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I straighten my hair very few times throughout the year, and it's only in the cold winter months because it's the only time my hair will stay straight. If there is, like, a tiny bit of humidity in the air, it's curly again.

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I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different from being a mom.

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The more confident I am, the more daring I am.

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I took an improv class, and after my first class, I was like, 'Oh, I just want to do something like this. This is super fun.'

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As a woman, I have access to hit women in a way that men might not be able to hit them with jokes. I don't mean physically hit. But you know, because I'm a woman, I can say things about women because I know what it's like to be a woman, if that makes any sense.

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A good joke can work in New York and Kentucky.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 21st, 1985

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