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I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'

~Matt Roper

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Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

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Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.

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I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head.

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If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers.

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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