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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.

~Mark Twain

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.

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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

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Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Author

Born: November 30th, 1835

Died: April 21st, 1910

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