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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

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People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

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If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

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We're just moving along as quick as possible.

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Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

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I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

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You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

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Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: August 23rd, 1932

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