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If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'

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The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

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I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

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I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

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Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

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Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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