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Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'

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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

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I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

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You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

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To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

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It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 2nd, 1967

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