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I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

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I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

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There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.'

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People don't talk to me on airplanes.

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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

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Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 2nd, 1967

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